As an occasional camper, just reading about the new 'Cheeseburger In A Can' debuting in Germany disturbs the hell out of me. The thought of dropping a can in a pot of boiling water, while looking out over some glorious sunset, then opening it up and digging in to a warmish, greyish, burger-like object is just...so...wrong!
I'm having a very bad daydream (is that a daynightmare?) about being camping somewhere off in the woods, at 14,000 feet, suffering from some sort of awful combination of meat sweats and food poisoning from my canned cheeseburger.
Ugh. Pardon me, I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little.
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