Don't Worry, Once We Release The Apple iBrain, You Won't Even Think About It Anymore

It sounds like young Ezra's brand new Powerbook laptop has gone kaput. Oh, the humanity!

I am an anti-Macist. I disdain the form-over function motif, although I certainly appreciate the way Apple drives products forward and price points down, as other companies build nearly-equivalent products which they then sell for half the price after Apple proves how it can be done. So I have little sympathy for Ezra and his implicit assumption that, because he bought an Apple product, it was automatically going to work better. Laptops are a hit-and-miss category, which is why they're the only electronic component I will buy an extended warranty for.

I'm also reminded of one of the most brilliant ideas of all time, the Apple iProduct.