All Apologies

With apologies to my West Coast Faithful Reader(s), but if you are reading this entry at your laptop over breakfast, you might want to put down the spoon for a few seconds.

I have recently rediscovered beets as really a wonderful thing to eat, as a result of the fact that every booth at the Longmont Farmer's Market sells them. However, I am still up in the air as to whether or not the joy I take in eating them is worth that momentary panic, two days later, when I look down into the toilet bowl and say 'Holy Shit!' (pun not intended) 'Why is everything so red?!'