In Which I Go For The Cheap Laugh

With the new Harry Potter book and movie out, I feel like now is a good time to refer to this classic Onion piece about how the Potter books are have been a real boon to the Satanist cause.

Money quote, from 6-year-old Jessica Lehman:

Hermione is my favorite, because she's smart and has a kitty...Jesus died because He was weak and stupid

On a similar topic, while searching for this article, I came across a slightly different site, which claims that the Onion article is actually satanic in origin, as it is a well-known topic of Satan hisself to use parody "designed to make the concerned Christian look foolish."

When we all know that they are eminently capable of doing that without anyone's help at all! If you ever need a good laugh or cry, simply Google 'Harry Potter Witchcraft Satan'...