I Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too, If It Wasn't For Those Meddling Kids!

And damned if Zeitlin the Younger hasn't, once again, scooped me on a post before I got around to writing it. But, in the spirit of me knowing that I wrote it before reading his post, I'm going to leave mine up. In your face, you eerily intelligent and well-written 17-year-old!