Thursday, July 26, 2007

Better Living Through Biochemistry

So let me get this right...there's a new drug coming down the pipe which makes you tanner, decreases your appetite and helps you lose weight, and increases lustful feelings in both men and women, while also helping (if not actually causing) men to have erections?

I am truly joyed and humbled to think that, in my lifetime, we might finally see a true human utopia on earth, full of svelte, tan, beautiful people, constantly popping boners and having sex just all over the place. I'm sure that this society will all die of either some sexually transmitted disease or skin cancer after only a few short years, but it would totally be worth it.

2 comments:

Drew said...

I'm skeptical that there are no results for PT-141 on a Google News search. To quote Adam Carolla, "If there was actually a drug that made women horny, that would be bigger than a time machine."

But if it's true it sounds like we're one step closer to getting our Soma drug and fully instituting "Brave New World." I myself am looking forward to the electromagnetic golf.

Michelle said...

Way to go, Dave.... I finally get around to reading your blog and start clicking on the links, using my work laptop (probably a bad idea) and the link in this story was blocked because it's "Pornography". If I get fired, it'll be all your fault. :-)