The Best Thing I Can Say

My mother always taught me that, if I had nothing nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all. So, I will restrict my commentary about Alien vs. Predator: Requiem to saying that it only wasted 86 minutes of my life, and the previews were actually pretty cool (Hellboy 2 and J.J. Abrams' new Cloverfield being the high points.)

And, ummm...well, the two women behind me who were clearly terrified and chit-chatting incessantly through the movie finally got up and left about 30 minutes into the film.

Best quote from Rotten Tomatoes: "Despite what the harsher R-rating recommends, it's not really advisable that anyone over the age of 17 see this movie."

Compared to that, I was nice, right?